AMP: Artists' Meeting Place and Resource Collective

peace

we the people want peace
not "peace with honor"
peace is honor enough

so a street performer, busker, dies more than any performer.
is that true
well if one smile is worth one clap, prolly not
hours to dollars we lose. long hours low dollars
expand on that ?
jus layin the ground rules to my mental state
this is alzhiemers for beginners
when did it start ?? what?
oh, yeah.
could you help us out ?

do you know who we were ?
i may forget i am
so if you could sing sing one of our favorite songs for us
we have two small puppets
live mics
new clear arms
just for you

crazy in america
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E0k0OhRaK8

"i love that bird on the lady's head."

we were ready, the bus driver pu;;s in and everybody stands and crowds the aisle
"sit down and wait, fool"
come on scam if i don't blend in the driver is going to report me to the
next driver and ..."
yeah but i have to be dressed and you can't do that si a crowd."
puppets really should look their best at all times. it was already a jumble of bags getti haauled out of the racks and the old lady sittin in front was rummaguing in her stuff,in the rack, standin on the seat, in heels. 5'2" eyes of blue, 170 pounds of teetering dame with two grandkids in pearlie. scam was screamin about her nails, so i asked if she needed any help.
"no, thank yew."
grabbed scam awy from her razors and fell into the seat. she flung out an arm to catch herself on the seat back,
that promptly fell back throwing her onto my bag. i'd kept that on the seat
because it held may amp, sooo there she was landing on a hard shell crate. 15 watts of portable amplifier,plenty of power to work 5 to 8, 45 minute shows a day. thought she cracked some ribs, but no,
bounced right out into the aisle on her butt. looked like a cheerleader as she grabbed the arm rests. whooops they let loose under the pressure and she was right back where she started. scam was roarin. i was turnin to put him down, smacked my head on the rack,turned back to help her up,
" you poor boy, you hit your head."
she was already up pretending nothing happened but my little headache.
scam had slipped into the crack between seats. you could see his leather neck. a bandage to repair old stressed paper mache' where the stick goes into his head. this is a 10 year old puppet. there are cracks under the hair.
"ok get me out of here"
"you're safe there"
the old lady is back on the seat.
"uh maam? maybe if you took your shoes off. or... listen i'll get it for you"
reached up and pulled her bags out of her grasp and put it on top of my bag.
picked scam up and sat. spruced the oy up, combed his hair and attached the coat hangers to his velcroed hands. beard pointed and tails down.
"thank yew" screwed up toothless lips. damn glad i'd put my teeth in before we stopped. i smiled my best blue smile for her. thought she was going to pass out. finally something told her i was not the all american boy she'd assumed.
"why dew yew have blue teeth"
"now there's a question i have an answer to. it's rather long" i settle scam back into the seat, "kick back.
i was a rotten toothed kid, genetic and low oral hygiene. once, when 20, i brokeoff a root canal, right front, and that bein 1970 and mick jagger havin a ruby set in a cap, i says to my "doc, hey, what color can i have besides white?" he says after checkin in his book, "red, yellow, and blue." i say, "give me a blue one.". he does. "so i'm workin as a roadie drivin a truck for rock n roll bands, from jersey to maine and out to buffalo. the ladies i was workin with the blue tooth, a big gold earring i was wearin at the thime and gave me the name, bluetooth after i did an ad for a club in northern vermont called the blue pirate, shortened to blue and appended to blue-vid when i was shootin video in the late 80's-90's. lived with that, got another one 6 years later.

a.r.t.o.
the "
american retard terrorist organization."
well it's this way.
this is the only homeland security recognized terrorist organization today. we have a contract on america.
our mission is to scare the bejezus out of the american public, easy huh?
hey
we are recording every cell phone call in or out(as you now know everywhere) for the next two years. recording, transcribing and posting to the nsa each and every morning.
we hired the christian right to transcribe your calls so please don't say anything about dick, they don't know the difference between your lovers member and the vice president, our boss. please be circumspect.

thirteen years of dementia and obsession have left a small part of blue.this uncle scam's practice voting facility is based on the idea that every time you reach into your pocket and take out your money, you are voting. are you tired of voting for the u.a.e. or china?
good concept wery simple.
all you have to do is find a patter that allows the targets to believe that by giving you money they are voting, for something that makes a difference. to themselves personally.
brow beat the hell out of em. seems the meaner , more sarcastic it is the more they pay. sweet talk the kids, they're the bread and butter, but eat the rich short hairs.

is there a short line to why we art?
i have a short feud, never thought, but easily seen coming. spread a six foot 44 inch black face puppet, with two, three foot by 20 inch brightly colored puppets with microphones and arms that move, in front of a candy store. inviting the joining of voices in your favorite childhood song and singing dixie with the nannies. sheep in the cornfield after reaping, i was rakin it in. the mam's loved me the politicoes were cursing my sell out so there were times of cell phone to godd, cia listenig in and the christian right doing the transcriptions of each and every word. to pass along in the morning to dick chaney. blunderbus of

mimi
what's the political puppet scene in london?
o hi i'm Blue and i am the guy beside Uncle Scam, the star.

at http://unclescam.org

i'm trying to franchise
uncle scam's practice voting facility
to those with a bent toward political puppet actions.
interested in a life of street performance.
hit and run, small set puppet show for peace?

we supply the puppet
rolling cart
board with cutouts and cloth
pvc tubing and flag backdrop (in your countries/gods flag)
we'll even
sell you a how to by watching it done, script of the show.
cheaper than a mac donalds
atchablue
september and there are no more ways to put the show on